Tow'd & Proud Keyring — "Hauling Bad Decisions" Tow Truck Keychain

Because someone's gotta come get you when your decisions outpace your driving skills.

This round acrylic keyring features a retro tow truck and a slogan with just the right amount of attitude — "Hauling Bad Decisions" — sealed under a matte TPU cover that keeps the print sharp and the finish smooth. No glare, no scratches, no excuses.

The perfect gift for the one you're thinking of right now. Shop gift exchanges, new-driver gag gifts, or a tiny thank-you for the friend with the truck and the winch. Built for adults who think automotive humor peaked somewhere around "AAA, but funnier."

The details: Matte TPU-covered acrylic face with vivid, high-resolution print. Sturdy split ring and swivel clip hang onto bags, belt loops, or your actual keys without complaint — which is more than we can say for your car.

Shipping: Ships fast — 3–5 business days in the US.

Woman-owned. Veteran-built. Proudly unfiltered.

It turns "where are my keys" into a tiny moment of comic relief.