You're cute. You're soft. You have zero remorse.
This isn't your basic tee. It's a duckling. With a chef's knife. And absolutely no explanation owed to anyone.
Slip it on when you're cooking dinner for people who don't know you that well yet. Wear it on a Sunday walk when you want the energy of someone who might be a little unhinged but is definitely comfortable. Throw it on at home while you're doing something wholesome and let the shirt handle the moral ambiguity for you.
The perfect gift for the one you're thinking of right now. Birthdays, white elephant, "saw this and thought of you" — if someone in your life is sweet-looking with chaotic undertones, this is their shirt. You know exactly who we mean.
Fit & feel: Easy, true-to-size unisex fit — check the size chart, size up for extra roominess. 100% ring-spun cotton (heather blends vary), soft and breathable, with a tubular knit for a smooth fit and less fabric waste. The crew neck won't choke you out — unlike some relationships. Ribbed collar with shoulder tape holds its shape; tear-away label, because scratchy tags are the villain origin story no one asked for. The natural flecks in the fabric are unprocessed and intentional — we like things a little raw around here. DTF/DTG printed graphics with durable, vibrant ink; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified.
Shipping: Printed to order and ships fast — 3–5 business days in the US.
Woman-owned. Veteran-built. Proudly unfiltered.
Care: Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Iron low. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
Dark humor. Soft shirt. Tiny duck. Big energy.
