The prescription is fictional. The coping is very, very real. Handwritten headline, tilted pill bottle, a dosage that doesn't exist for a feeling that absolutely does. It's the kind of shirt that finds its people fast — the ones who laugh first and explain later, or don't explain at all because the right person already got it.
You don't have to be falling apart to wear it. You just have to be honest about the math.
The perfect gift for the one you're thinking of right now. For the friend who copes out loud, the group chat's designated realist, or yourself on a Tuesday. Dark humor as a love language, in wearable form.
Fit & feel: Retail true-to-size fit — check the size chart. Versatile enough to layer under a flannel when you need to look like someone who has a plan. Super lightweight 100% combed ring-spun cotton (142–146 g/m²), ribbed crew neck, side seams that hold their shape through however many times this week you've said I'm fine and meant I'm managing. Tear-away label because sensory issues are real and nobody's got the bandwidth for scratchy tags right now.
Shipping: Printed to order and ships fast — 3–5 business days in the US.
Woman-owned. Veteran-built. Proudly unfiltered.
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.
