A personal diagnosis. A fashion statement. A whole explanation.
"Don't mind me — I was stuck on stupid." A badge of honor for anyone who has ever blanked in a meeting, confidently walked into the wrong room, or sent a text to the exact wrong person. We've all been there. This shirt simply acknowledges it with the dignity it deserves — which is very little, delivered with great style.
The retro badge graphic has that circular, emblem energy that makes it look like an official certification. Because it kind of is.
The perfect gift for the one you're thinking of right now. The ultimate gag gift — coworkers, white elephant exchanges, your favorite overthinker, or the friend whose best stories all start with "so in my defense."
Fit & feel: True-to-size fit — check the size chart. Drapes cleanly under an open flannel when the vibe calls for layers. Ring-spun cotton keeps it soft and breathable, with a muted, worn-in print that feels like something you've owned for years, or stole from someone cooler than you, or both. Ribbed collar, tear-away label.
Shipping: Printed to order and ships fast — 3–5 business days in the US.
Woman-owned. Veteran-built. Proudly unfiltered.
Care: Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Iron low. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
The official tee of confident wrong answers and brilliant ideas, poorly timed.
