{"product_id":"mug-funny-skeleton-i-dont-always-roll-a-joint-but-when-i-do-its-always-my-ankle-coffee-mug","title":"Mug — Funny Skeleton “I don't always roll a joint, but when I do it's always my ankle” Coffee Mug-Ships in 3-5 business days to the US.","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe most relatable skeleton you'll ever drink coffee with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis glossy white ceramic mug features a laid-back skeleton — fully reclined, lit joint in hand — paired with the line \"I don't always roll a joint, but when I do it's always my ankle.\" Because at a certain age, that joke isn't dark humor anymore. It's a medical update.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eLightweight, glossy, and deeply unbothered. Adds personality to a kitchen shelf, home office, or the desk of someone who has rolled that ankle at least twice and has the physical therapy bills to prove it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eFor the chronically clumsy, the mellow-mornings crowd, and anyone who laughs loudest at jokes that hit a little too close to home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e☕ Ships in 3–5 business days to the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 11 oz white ceramic mug with glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-handle and rounded rim\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe materials\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":48991415566586,"sku":"91185126963406598356","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/5368\/2682\/files\/9943725097324956424_2048.jpg?v=1781132390","url":"https:\/\/inklingofgreat.com\/products\/mug-funny-skeleton-i-dont-always-roll-a-joint-but-when-i-do-its-always-my-ankle-coffee-mug","provider":"Inkling of Great","version":"1.0","type":"link"}