{"product_id":"mom-life-cartoon-mom-apron-i-run-on-coffee-chaos-and-cuss-words-apron","title":"Chef Apron β€” \"I Run on Coffee, Chaos and Cuss Words\" Funny Mom\/Parent Cooking Apron","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.59 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Side seam length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Collar width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 10.63 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Neck strap length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.47 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Waist strap length (each), in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.40 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This apron puts personality where mess happens. Lightweight yet durable polyester canvas keeps spills and splatters off your clothes while the playful design β€” a frazzled, coffee-fueled parent at the center of chaos with kids and a dog in motion β€” tells the story without words. The bright, crisp print stays bold through use, and the tie-back fit and soft foam-lined fabric make it comfortable to wear while cooking, crafting, or corralling the household. Choose from five strap colors to match your kitchen or mood. It’s practical, upbeat, and made to be worn during busy mornings, messy art sessions, and casual weekend cookouts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester canvas with foam lining for a soft, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Stain-resistant surface keeps clothes clean from spills and craft messes\u003cbr\u003e- Tie-back closure for an adjustable, comfortable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution all-over print in bright, lasting colors\u003cbr\u003e- One size (31.5\" x 25.6\") with five strap color options: black, white, beige, blue, pink\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Inkling of Great, hstephens@inklingofgreat.com, 1300 South Watson Road, A-114 #942, BUCKEYE, AZ, 85326, US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":48836418109690,"sku":"29172055440286087419","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":48836418142458,"sku":"10751961226032939264","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Beige","offer_id":48836418175226,"sku":"20833065916609112823","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Blue","offer_id":48836418207994,"sku":"26996489146994078058","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Pink","offer_id":48836418240762,"sku":"25181294667532147611","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/5368\/2682\/files\/15414783649380491282_2048.jpg?v=1778882338","url":"https:\/\/inklingofgreat.com\/products\/mom-life-cartoon-mom-apron-i-run-on-coffee-chaos-and-cuss-words-apron","provider":"Inkling of Great","version":"1.0","type":"link"}