{"product_id":"id-tow-it-but-towing-truck-tank-top-im-not-your-emotional-support-vehicle","title":"Fast Shipping 3-5 business days in the US. I'd Tow It But Towing Truck Tank Top | I'm Not Your Emotional Support Vehicle","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'd Tow It, But I'm Not Your Emotional Support Vehicle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThere's a difference between fixing your car and fixing your feelings, and this tank draws that line clearly. The vintage tow truck on the front says it all — dry, roadside-honest, and entirely uninterested in being anyone's therapist. You wanted a tow. You got a tow. That's the whole relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eGarment-dyed ring spun cotton gives it that broken-in, already-lived-in feel right out of the bag — soft, slightly faded, the kind of texture that looks earned instead of manufactured. The tubular construction skips the side seams for a clean, simple silhouette, while the self-fabric binding around the armholes keeps things durable without overcomplicating anything. Built like the truck on the front: no frills, does the job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWear it under an open flannel after a shift that tested every ounce of your patience, or throw it on solo at a summer car meet where the only feelings being discussed are about horsepower. It's a statement for the people who solve real problems and have exactly zero bandwidth for anyone else's emotional breakdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% ring spun US cotton for a smooth, sturdy hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGarment-dyed after construction for soft, vintage color and texture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTubular knit with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRelaxed fit (medium-weight 6.1 oz\/yd²) for breathable comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSelf-fabric binding and sewn-in twill label for subtle, durable finishes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C\/90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low heat. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFixes engines. Not feelings. 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